small people, big world

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

Nerd offense

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

Word.

Lol

divinepainslut:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?
keepziam:

so i put together a couple of sites and links that are pretty helpful for studying, school etc, :) all the links are free and work and are all pretty useful so enjoyyyyy   - ellie x
music
chill playlist
concentration playlist
study playlist
coffee shop blues
relaxation 
studying/school help
maths help
calculators (includes graphing, geometric, stats etc)
microsoft word equivalent
coffee shop sounds
how to study guide
essay structure guide
help in a ton of subjects
calm/nature sounds
flashcards
download free books
maths knowledge site
tips for a productive study break
falling asleep tips
how to google
how to wake up in the morning
improve your studying skills
teaches anything
other
food
thousands of quick and easy snack recipes
cheap & healthy snacks
quick and easy soup recipes
chocolate muffin in a mug tutorial
study snacks
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
macaroni cheese / mac&cheese in a cup
stress relief
yoga poses
how long to nap
go to a quiet place
the thoughts room
take a guided relaxation
compliments generator 
take a few minutes break
cute videos
vines
free hugs!
fun sites masterpost
motivation
earn a cute kitten picture after writing
how to get motivated


Saved.

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

Everytime it comes up i will reblog

nbcnightlynews:

Out of this world! NASA astronaut Rick Mastracchio shares selfie from space

More: http://nbcnews.to/1jQCQnU

nbcnightlynews:

Out of this world! NASA astronaut Rick Mastracchio shares selfie from space

More: http://nbcnews.to/1jQCQnU

Good thing NECO’s got a non-discriminatory policy. This lil turkey’s looking to apply! #dreambig, #dontstopbelieving, #holdontothatfeeling, #necodays (at New England College of Optometry Residency in Pediatric Optometry)

Good thing NECO’s got a non-discriminatory policy. This lil turkey’s looking to apply! #dreambig, #dontstopbelieving, #holdontothatfeeling, #necodays (at New England College of Optometry Residency in Pediatric Optometry)

Food

Food

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

Awk

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

Awk

Dang

Dang

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

unexplained-events:

avathebelf:

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

I like how much this matters

unexplained-events:

avathebelf:

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

I like how much this matters