did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
I’m gonna scream
Some Awesome Dog Breeds You’ve Never Heard Of .
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The descriptions though
I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…
this is the single best post on tumblr
I want all the animals
is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?
It’s a mad, mad world and sometimes you just can’t stop staring. #nofilter, #sunset, #amazeballs (at Charles River Esplanade)
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Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.