That was kinda good
Endless days on campus mostly just means endless business for TJ’s I think! #TJhaul, #balancedmeal, #deathbystudying (at Trader Joe’s)
"To my buddy who said I’d never host the Tonight Show. You owe me $100."
Jimmy collects on his $100 bet with friends like Robert De Niro, Lady Gaga, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Mike Tyson, and more.
Owls are weird, man.
Owls are the only birds I like.